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Nobel Prize

Shanaz Parveen - November 8th, 2010

Bob is walking down a country road when he spots Farmer Harris standing in the middle of a huge field of corn doing absolutely nothing. Bob, curious to find out what’s happening, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, ‘Excuse me Farmer Harris, could you tell me what you are you doing?’

‘I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize, ‘the farmer replies.

‘A Nobel Prize?’ enquires Bob, puzzled. ‘How?’

‘Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.’