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Let’s learn through fun…

Shanaz Parveen - November 8th, 2010

1. What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!


2. A magician was driving down the road then he turned into a drive way…

3. Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

5. Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.

6. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
7. el-if-i-no

8. Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

9. Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
“Man it’s hot in here!!!!”
The other muffin exclaims,
“Look a talking muffin!!!!”